Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Milestones Gone Wrong: The First Puff

In celebration of his first 6 months as a blogger, Payo thought of achieving another first. He regrets it now.

In ‘Ugandan English’ they are going to say that the brain behind this blog has become ‘spoilt’ only because your dearest, most previously holy Payo recently developed the insatiable urge to try a hand at smoking pot.
Payo chooses to blame the whole episode purely on curiosity and nothing more than that. He can promise that it won’t happen again. He now is truly resentful but only because it was a forgettable experience. Now he blames it squarely on the devil because deep down he knows he is such a nice guy.

Payo has considered rehab – he doesn’t think it will be of much help though. The idea of church has been floating in his head but the guilt in Payo’s mind is too much for him to handle. He can’t imagine looking at the suffering guy on the cross under these circumstances. He has already sent countless apologies to his lungs and other offended departments and since they are all willing to forgive him for the ordeal, he is kinda happy to settle for that.
The happiest part though for him is that he has something to heal the appetite of bloggers hungry for something. They deserve something to read!

Listening to Don’t Let Me Go – The Fray

9 comments:

  1. Hmmmm... Which brand did you have in mind???

    Happy anniversary. Keep our eyes reading

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  2. Oh my! You are the last person i thought would do the stick. Do i know you anymore?

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  3. and i thought you didnt think much of the fray but great song anyway

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  4. Like i said it was only out of curiosity. My music tastes change too. Can you believe i know listen to Cher!

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  5. reminds me of my first and last joint smoke. memory still lives on

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  6. oh my .....so whats it like..?..pot i mean.

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  7. I,d really love to forget about it coz it was really an anti-climax to all the prior excitement that had been building.

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  8. LoL! the high is more about just smoking it, its about a wicked spot, smoking technique, good music and/or people and avalability of food when the munchies kick in...

    But its all an illusion.

    Just go 2 church and get high off the holly spirit like i'm tryna do...

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